Wednesday, April 9, 2008

The Sleeping Facilities

So, the night before I headed out for my cruise with Michaela, I got a phone call at about 10pm from the guy from whom I was supposed to be leasing my condo. He said that his homeowner's association wouldn't let me into the gated community, as no renters were allowed. This was evidently the result of the association finding the advertisement that I found. Very, very unfortunate. I spent that entire night Hotwiring, Kayaking and Pricelining (thanks to Bryan Cox for teaching me about these wonderful services). After a bunch of work (and no sleep prior to the cruise), I found the following locations that would total about the same amount as the condo:
  • Fitzgerald's (first week or so)
  • Four Queens (four days)
  • Plaza (the rest of the time)
I had stayed at the Plaza before, and it was fine, but the other two were unknowns, and all I had to go on were reviews from various travel sites. When I arrived at my room at Fitzgerald's, I found the wallpaper to be peeling and the carpet to be a little faded, but it seemed fine. The casino isn't much, but it is directly on Fremont Street, which is actually a preferable area than the strip if you ask me. Everything is much more accessible. Except for the parking garage. Back in the days of the dinosaurs, insects like dragonflies got to be about 3 feet wide, but there was a practical limit to their size, as ultimately their exoskeleton would weigh more than their wings would support. Well, this parking garage is the same. It is a very large and tall structure, crammed into a very small amount of land surface area, but is all support and driving surface, and only about 10 cars can park on a level. And it twists up and up and up until finally I can eek into some very small and crowded place. It is laughable, really. At least it is free. Inside the casino, there is a McDonald's and a Krispy Kreme. Ah, fat accessibility for all of the Fitzgerald's customers. But nothing compares to the In-N-Out Burger that is just up the street. I finally got to eat at one, and let's just say McDonald's doesn't even come close...

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